Cheese & Candy
The Wife, returning after a long and hard day at work: “Are you feeling any better, sicky?”
Me, playing it up: “Kinda.”
The Wife, suspiciously : “Did you eat well today, like I told you to?”
Me, mumbling: “Kinda.”
The Wife, arms akimbo and narrowing her eyes: “What did you eat today?”
Me, pulling the covers up over my head: “You don’t wanna know.”