Double Whammy!
Today an old woman said to me, “Aren’t you good lookin’!” and then a young woman called me “Sir”.
It was like getting kicked in the groin… twice.
On a more positive note, I silently farted at work and everyone wondered why it suddenly smelled like Chili Cheese Dogs. My revelation made their day!
Time to start workin’ on that Cupcake fart.
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Fascinating Fact #274:
I’ve never eaten a Chili Cheese Dog!
September 5th, 2007 at 7:36 pm
You may have never eaten a chili cheese dog….but I know you like fruit punch and Mint Milanos. And that you might be the secret love child of Danny Elfman and Stewart Copeland. Drop me a line before I reveal the rest of your dirty little secrets….like your grade in Advanced Photo class.
April 23rd, 2008 at 11:03 pm
that reminds me, i was extremely ‘gassy’ today. hope nobody noticed, but i highly doubt that.