My Epitah
Thursday, December 20th, 2007
aka.
supeRmaRk!
b. May 4 1969
d. May 4 2069
“I don’t know what’s going on.”
Rowyn, running up to me with his cheeks filled with jellybeans: “My mouth is full of Christmas!”
While doing make-believe Karate, I pulled a muscle in one of my butt cheeks.
I ran for President of the United States of America in the 2020 election… and I won.
I blame the hair.
Rock on, my fellow Americans. Rock on.