Everything is GO!

Every time I dance, the results are always the same.

It matters not I begin with the waltz, the jitterbug, or the robot; I eventually devolve into the Chicken Dance.

A three-year-old, pointing at me: “He has a line of hair.”

I’m thirsty and I have to pee.

Donald, via voicemail: “… And I’m watching the Pixar Short Films DVD for the third time today. I officially hate Pixar.”