Archive for the 'Epiphany' Category

More Like Everything is SLOW!

Monday, January 12th, 2009

I need to start posting again.

Really.

Bawk-Bawk

Wednesday, May 14th, 2008

Every time I dance, the results are always the same.

It matters not I begin with the waltz, the jitterbug, or the robot; I eventually devolve into theĀ Chicken Dance.

She’s Right

Tuesday, February 5th, 2008

A three-year-old, pointing at me: “He has a line of hair.”

Irony

Thursday, January 17th, 2008

I’m thirsty and I have to pee.