Archive for the 'Epiphany' Category

Flirting or Forgetful?

Tuesday, January 1st, 2008

Her, coming closer: “You look so familiar to me.”

Me, looking up and slightly to the left: “Is it because I smell like Bugels?”

Her, speaking very slowly and narrowing her eyes: “I don’t think so.”

Me, tapping my lips with my finger: “Is it because I was just thinking of bubbles, tiny bubbles?”

Her, mouth agape: “…”

Me,  lips pursed and looking about: “Is it because my hands are as soft as a baby’s bottom despite all the hard grueling work I dooooooo… on the computer?”

Her, arms akimbo, biting her lower lip, scowling, and tapping her foot: “No.”

Me, hitting the nail on the head: “Is it because I was supposed to do something for you hours ago and instead spent all afternoon reading comic books?”

Her, returning from whence she came: “Bingo, supeRmaRk! Now go take the trash up, up and away.” 

My Epitah

Thursday, December 20th, 2007

 

Mark Schieron
aka.
supeRmaRk!

b. May 4 1969
d. May 4 2069

“I don’t know what’s going on.”
 

Another Sign I’m Getting Old

Thursday, December 13th, 2007

While doing make-believe Karate, I pulled a muscle in one of my butt cheeks.

The Biggest Mistake I Never Made

Monday, December 3rd, 2007

I ran for President of the United States of America in the 2020 election… and I won.

I blame the hair.

Rock on, my fellow Americans. Rock on.