While attempting to quench my thirst, I downed the wrong pipe, choked, swallowed the rest down the right pipe, gagged, coughed a bit, sneezed twice, and finally burped.
Surprisingly, the never elusive fart failed to make an appearance.
Today an old woman said to me, “Aren’t you good lookin’!” and then a young woman called me “Sir”.
It was like getting kicked in the groin… twice.
On a more positive note, I silently farted at work and everyone wondered why it suddenly smelled like Chili Cheese Dogs. My revelation made their day!
Time to start workin’ on that Cupcake fart.
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Fascinating Fact #274:
I’ve never eaten a Chili Cheese Dog!