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Double Whammy!

Thursday, August 16th, 2007

Today an old woman said to me, “Aren’t you good lookin’!” and then a young woman called me “Sir”.

It was like getting kicked in the groin… twice.

On a more positive note, I silently farted at work and everyone wondered why it suddenly smelled like Chili Cheese Dogs. My revelation made their day!

Time to start workin’ on that Cupcake fart.

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Fascinating Fact #274:
I’ve never eaten a Chili Cheese Dog!