Everything is GO!

A brand spankin’ new nephew has entered the world!

Everyone put your hands together for Cooper Garrison Schieron!

Yeah!

Rowyn, running up to me with his cheeks filled with jellybeans: “My mouth is full of Christmas!”

Today an old woman said to me, “Aren’t you good lookin’!” and then a young woman called me “Sir”.

It was like getting kicked in the groin… twice.

On a more positive note, I silently farted at work and everyone wondered why it suddenly smelled like Chili Cheese Dogs. My revelation made their day!

Time to start workin’ on that Cupcake fart.

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Fascinating Fact #274:
I’ve never eaten a Chili Cheese Dog!

For my birthday, Anna sent me this special birthday smile!

It’s wonderful and I LOVE it!

Thank You, Anna!