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	<title>Everything is GO!</title>
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	<pubDate>Sun, 22 Jun 2008 16:38:15 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>It Came From Beyond!</title>
		<link>http://everythingisgo.com/blog/2008/06/20/it-came-from-beyond/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 21 Jun 2008 06:00:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>maRk!</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Shocking!]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[While walking back to work from 7-Eleven:
Kurt, eating a tasty bar: &#8220;So, I&#8217;m trying to decide if I should go play video games tonight or not. I&#8217;m real tired and –&#8221;
Me, bending over super quick like: &#8220;OUCH!&#8221;
Kurt, concerned: &#8220;What&#8217;s going on?!&#8221;
Me, still bent over, perhaps in shock: &#8220;I&#8217;ve been stung! Something has stung me on [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Welcome to Earth!</title>
		<link>http://everythingisgo.com/blog/2008/06/01/welcome-to-earth/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 02 Jun 2008 03:06:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>maRk!</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Mister Sensitive]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[A brand spankin&#8217; new nephew has entered the world!
Everyone put your hands together for Cooper Garrison Schieron!
Yeah!
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		<title>Bawk-Bawk</title>
		<link>http://everythingisgo.com/blog/2008/05/14/bawk-bawk/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 15 May 2008 05:40:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>maRk!</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Epiphany]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Every time I dance, the results are always the same.
It matters not I begin with the waltz, the jitterbug, or the robot; I eventually devolve into the Chicken Dance.
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		<title>She&#8217;s Right</title>
		<link>http://everythingisgo.com/blog/2008/02/05/shes-right/</link>
		<comments>http://everythingisgo.com/blog/2008/02/05/shes-right/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 06 Feb 2008 06:26:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>maRk!</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Epiphany]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[A three-year-old, pointing at me: &#8220;He has a line of hair.&#8221;
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		<title>Irony</title>
		<link>http://everythingisgo.com/blog/2008/01/17/irony/</link>
		<comments>http://everythingisgo.com/blog/2008/01/17/irony/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 17 Jan 2008 14:10:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>maRk!</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Epiphany]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m thirsty and I have to pee.
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		<title>The Price of Parenthood</title>
		<link>http://everythingisgo.com/blog/2008/01/05/the-price-of-parenthood/</link>
		<comments>http://everythingisgo.com/blog/2008/01/05/the-price-of-parenthood/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 06 Jan 2008 02:35:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>maRk!</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Epiphany]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Donald, via voicemail: &#8220;&#8230; And I&#8217;m watching the Pixar Short Films DVD for the third time today. I officially hate Pixar.&#8221;
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		<title>Flirting or Forgetful?</title>
		<link>http://everythingisgo.com/blog/2008/01/01/flirting-or-forgetful/</link>
		<comments>http://everythingisgo.com/blog/2008/01/01/flirting-or-forgetful/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 02 Jan 2008 03:03:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>maRk!</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Epiphany]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Wife]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Her, coming closer: &#8220;You look so familiar to me.&#8221;
Me, looking up and slightly to the left: &#8220;Is it because I smell like Bugels?&#8221;
Her, speaking very slowly and narrowing her eyes: &#8220;I don&#8217;t think so.&#8221;
Me, tapping my lips with my finger: &#8220;Is it because I was just thinking of bubbles, tiny bubbles?&#8221;
Her, mouth agape: &#8220;&#8230;&#8221;
Me,  lips pursed [...]]]></description>
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		<title>My Epitah</title>
		<link>http://everythingisgo.com/blog/2007/12/20/my-epitah/</link>
		<comments>http://everythingisgo.com/blog/2007/12/20/my-epitah/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 21 Dec 2007 05:51:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>maRk!</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Epiphany]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[ Mark Schieronaka.supeRmaRk!
b. May 4 1969d. May 4 2069
&#8220;I don&#8217;t know what&#8217;s going on.&#8221; 
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