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	<title>Everything is GO!</title>
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	<pubDate>Tue, 03 Feb 2009 07:34:39 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>And&#8230; scene.</title>
		<link>http://everythingisgo.com/blog/2009/02/03/and-scene/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 03 Feb 2009 07:33:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>maRk!</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Fascinating Fact]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[While attempting to quench my thirst, I downed the wrong pipe, choked, swallowed the rest down the right pipe, gagged, coughed a bit, sneezed twice, and finally burped.
Surprisingly, the never elusive fart failed to make an appearance.
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		<title>More Like Everything is SLOW!</title>
		<link>http://everythingisgo.com/blog/2009/01/12/more-like-everything-is-slow/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 13 Jan 2009 06:42:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>maRk!</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Epiphany]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[I need to start posting again.

Really.
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		<title>Not A Good Sign For The Start Of The Year</title>
		<link>http://everythingisgo.com/blog/2009/01/01/not-a-good-sign-for-the-start-of-the-year/</link>
		<comments>http://everythingisgo.com/blog/2009/01/01/not-a-good-sign-for-the-start-of-the-year/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 02 Jan 2009 06:11:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>maRk!</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Mister Sensitive]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[I have a tummy ache.
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		<title>It Came From Beyond!</title>
		<link>http://everythingisgo.com/blog/2008/06/20/it-came-from-beyond/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 21 Jun 2008 06:00:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>maRk!</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Shocking!]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[While walking back to work from 7-Eleven:
Kurt, eating a tasty bar: &#8220;So, I&#8217;m trying to decide if I should go play video games tonight or not. I&#8217;m real tired and –&#8221;
Me, bending over super quick like: &#8220;OUCH!&#8221;
Kurt, concerned: &#8220;What&#8217;s going on?!&#8221;
Me, still bent over, perhaps in shock: &#8220;I&#8217;ve been stung! Something has stung me on [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Welcome to Earth!</title>
		<link>http://everythingisgo.com/blog/2008/06/01/welcome-to-earth/</link>
		<comments>http://everythingisgo.com/blog/2008/06/01/welcome-to-earth/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 02 Jun 2008 03:06:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>maRk!</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Mister Sensitive]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[A brand spankin&#8217; new nephew has entered the world!
Everyone put your hands together for Cooper Garrison Schieron!
Yeah!
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		<title>Bawk-Bawk</title>
		<link>http://everythingisgo.com/blog/2008/05/14/bawk-bawk/</link>
		<comments>http://everythingisgo.com/blog/2008/05/14/bawk-bawk/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 15 May 2008 05:40:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>maRk!</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Epiphany]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Every time I dance, the results are always the same.
It matters not I begin with the waltz, the jitterbug, or the robot; I eventually devolve into the Chicken Dance.
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		<title>She&#8217;s Right</title>
		<link>http://everythingisgo.com/blog/2008/02/05/shes-right/</link>
		<comments>http://everythingisgo.com/blog/2008/02/05/shes-right/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 06 Feb 2008 06:26:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>maRk!</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Epiphany]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[A three-year-old, pointing at me: &#8220;He has a line of hair.&#8221;
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		<title>Irony</title>
		<link>http://everythingisgo.com/blog/2008/01/17/irony/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 17 Jan 2008 14:10:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>maRk!</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Epiphany]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m thirsty and I have to pee.
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