Welcome to Earth!
June 1st, 2008A brand spankin’ new nephew has entered the world!
Everyone put your hands together for Cooper Garrison Schieron!
Yeah!
Bawk-Bawk
May 14th, 2008Every time I dance, the results are always the same.
It matters not I begin with the waltz, the jitterbug, or the robot; I eventually devolve into the Chicken Dance.
She’s Right
February 5th, 2008A three-year-old, pointing at me: “He has a line of hair.”
Irony
January 17th, 2008I’m thirsty and I have to pee.