Ha Ha Ho Ho Hee Hee
December 19th, 2007Rowyn, running up to me with his cheeks filled with jellybeans: “My mouth is full of Christmas!”
Another Sign I’m Getting Old
December 13th, 2007While doing make-believe Karate, I pulled a muscle in one of my butt cheeks.
The Biggest Mistake I Never Made
December 3rd, 2007I ran for President of the United States of America in the 2020 election… and I won.
I blame the hair.
Rock on, my fellow Americans. Rock on.
Eastern Promises
August 26th, 2007
